Plastered

drunken inebriated tipsy buzzed sloshed wasted loaded high lit juiced pissed soused bombed boozed up liquored up stoned feeling good feeling no pain under the influence groggy woozy flushed half in the bag stewed crocked half-crocked potted sauced tanked bashed blitzed polluted fried zonked schnockered hooched up flying gone seeing double dead drunk three sheets to the wind under the table totaled dead to the world