Plastered

bashed blitzed bombed boozed up buzzed crocked dead drunk dead to the world drinking drunk as a skunk drunken feeling good feeling no pain flushed flying fried gone groggy half-crocked half in the bag high hooched up inebriated juiced liquored up lit loaded pissed polluted potted sauced schnockered seeing double sloshed stewed stoned tanked three sheets to the wind tipsy totaled under the influence under the table wasted woozy zonked