Dry

dried waterless parched arid dehydrated desiccated exhausted drained barren sapless desiccant rainless shriveled bare baked thirsty stale hard dusty evaporated impoverished juiceless sapped sear bald droughty anhydrous desert dried-up unmoistened torrid not irrigated athirst

boring uninteresting tedious monotonous tiresome wearisome dreary insipid trite plain simple modest blah apathetic impassive phlegmatic matter-of-fact draggy ho hum weariful bromidic dull as dishwater dusty inelaborate naked

cynical ironical satirical sharp biting caustic cutting tart sour acerbic harsh sharp-tongued humorous salty sardonic droll keen subtle sly deadpan restrained low-key arcane